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Analysis

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Item

Est. Calories

Apple slices

50 kcal

Crackers (2)

30 kcal

Cheese (~1 oz)

110 kcal

Prosciutto (1 slice)

50 kcal

Mixed nuts (~1 tbsp)

100 kcal

Grapes (5 small)

20 kcal

Pรขtรฉ slice

90 kcal

Bread (2 pieces)

80 kcal

Peanut butter (~2 tbsp)

190 kcal

Honey (1 tbsp)

64 kcal

Total

784 kcal


Pro tip:
If you drizzle that honey over the cheese and peanut butter, youโ€™re basically eating dessert in disguise.

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Fig. 7 Just one tablespoon of honey = ~64 kcal (Mostly from sugars: glucose + fructose) Now weโ€™re gilding the lilyโ€”adding a tablespoon of honey brings this board into luxurious snack territory.#

Want to really lean in and add a pinch of sea salt or some chili flakes? Youโ€™d unlock a whole new flavor tier.

Total: ~720 kcal. And if youโ€™re counting:

  • Protein: Good from cheese, nuts, meat, and PB.

  • Fat: High, but high-quality (PB, cheese, nuts).

  • Sugar: Mainly from fruit.

  • Refined carbs: Mostly just the bread and crackers.

If youโ€™re sharing this with one other person, itโ€™s a solid ~360 kcal snack per head. If itโ€™s just for you? Worth every bite. Want me to convert this into a macro breakdown or rank it by satiety bang-for-buck?