Port City Monkspun Tripel (6-pack) vs. Cabernet Sauvignon (750ml)

Category Port City Monkspun Tripel (6-pack) Cabernet Sauvignon (750ml)
Alcohol by Volume (ABV) ~9.0% per 12oz bottle ~13–15% ABV
Total Alcohol Content ~64.8g ethanol (6 × 12oz × 9%) ~79.5g ethanol (750ml × 14%)
Flavor Profile Golden, fruity esters, clove, honey, high carbonation Dry, tannic, blackberry, oak, chocolate/vanilla notes
Mouthfeel Effervescent, creamy, warming Silky to chewy, low carbonation
Serving Temp Chilled (~45–50°F) Cellar temp (~55–65°F)
Pairing Ritual Sharp cheese, charcuterie, mussels, roasted poultry Red meat, pasta, dark chocolate
Calories ~216 per bottle × 6 = 1,296 kcal ~620–700 kcal per 750ml bottle
Cost Range (retail) ~$14–18 per 6-pack ~$9–30 per bottle (avg ~$15)
Symbolic Aura Monastic decadence, sacred potion, festive surplus Bourgeois ritual, date-night drama, solemn refinement
Occasion Energy Celebration, laughter, end-of-day delight Conversation, seduction, literary brooding
Packaging Impact Glass bottles, crown caps, recyclable cardboard Single glass bottle, cork or screw cap
Cultural Luggage Belgian abbeys, masculine indulgence French aristocracy, Napa prestige, feminine mystique
Aging Potential Can age 1–2 years, gains complexity Cabernet can age 5–20+ years
Buzz Curve Faster onset, sudden lift and crash risk Slower ramp, deeper warmth, controlled descent
Iconic Archetype The Monk with a mischievous glint 🧙🍺 The Poet with a bleeding heart 📖🍷
A lyrical comparison of two sacred libations.